One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My ATM looks so different sober.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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