Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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