Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
pray to the hookup gods
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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