Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize