Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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