did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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