My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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