just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So many bounce houses so little time
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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