Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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