Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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