He is an equal opportunity slut.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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