I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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