i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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