He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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