You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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