I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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