I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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