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in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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