ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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