i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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