I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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