What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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