He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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