I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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