I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
BRING THE BAGELS
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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