so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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