I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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