I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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