I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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