I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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