just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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