hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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