dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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