it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I could fuck to npr.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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