It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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