I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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