It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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