playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
