Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.