His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny