I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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