I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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