my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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