My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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