I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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