I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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