Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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