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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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