last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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