question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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