is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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