We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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