We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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