An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry