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• (740): View more from Ohio

  the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Welp...herpes.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.

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• (845): View more from New York

  For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

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  please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated

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• (213): View more from California

  2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3

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