Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.