that's an acceptable place to lick
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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