last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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