I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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