i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize