So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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